I didn't get my tonsils out! You don't get credit for bringing me to the hospital when it's your fault I'm here! We were supposed to have each other's backs, and you didn't have mine. And you forgot a spoon. 
Appearing in 1st story
Featured Characters:
- Gambit / "Neo" (Remy LeBeau) (Main story and flashback)
- Deadpool / "Steve Zahn" / Dead Fist (Wade Wilson) (Main story and flashback)
Supporting Characters:
- "Peng Lai" (Fat Cobra) (Main story and flashback)
- Lai's Entourage (Main story and flashback)
- "Mr. Arthur Kahn" / "Raul Chalmers" (Only in flashback)
Antagonists:
- Scrambler (Kim Il Sung) (Main story and flashback) (Revealed to be alive)
- Vindaloo (Venkat Katregadda)
- X-Ray (James Darnell)
- Scalphunter (John Greycrow)
- Absorbing Man (Carl Creel)
- Stinger (Wendy Sherman)
- Azimuth (First appearance chronologically)
Other Characters:
- Hulk (Diane Keaton) (Mentioned)
- Night Nurse (Linda Carter) (Cameo)
- Man-Thing (Ted Sallis) (Cameo) (Only in flashback)
- Boomerang (Fred Myers)
- Death (Mentioned)
- Hulk (Amadeus Cho) (Mentioned)
- She-Hulk (Jen Walters) (Mentioned)
- Skaar (Mentioned)
- Red Hulk (Thunderbolt Ross) (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth (Main story and flashback)
- United States of America (Main story and flashback)
- Louisiana (Main story and flashback)
- New Orleans (Main story and flashback)
- Reno, Nevada (Mentioned)
- New York
- Florida (Only in flashback)
- Everglades (Only in flashback)
- Man-Thing's Swamp (Only in flashback)
- Everglades (Only in flashback)
- Louisiana (Main story and flashback)
- United States of America (Main story and flashback)
- Hell (Mentioned)
- K'un-Lun (Mentioned)
Items:
- Image Inducer
- Deadpool's Suit (Main story and flashback)
- The Dragon's Tongue (Mentioned)
Synopsis for 1st story
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
• The con’s gone south, fast, which leads to… a cookout?
• Yep – if you wanna see Wade and Remy slinging meat, this book’s for you!
• Plus…we take a deep dive into the life of…The Scrambler?