Not sure if you noticed or not, but I was on something of a self-absorbed monologue there. That kind of narcissism is tough to foster outside of social media. Actually -- where's my phone? I should totally tweet about this. #SurroundedByAssassinsButStillKillingIt 
Appearing in 1st story
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Numerous unnamed mercenaries (Death)
- Clarice Hammer
- Threnody (Melody Jacobs)
- Weasel (Jack Hammer) (Death)
Antagonists:
- Assassins Guild (Disbands)
- Belladonna (Bella Donna Boudreaux) (Death)
- Death Adder (Theodore Scott) (Death)
- Scorpia (Elaine Coll) (Apparent death)
- Boomerang (Fred Myers) (Apparent death)
- Black Mamba (Tanya Sealy) (Apparent death)
- Lord Deathstrike (Apparent death)
- Crossbones (Brock Rumlow) (Apparent death)
- Mimeyoshi (Destruction)
- KIA (Michael van Patrick) (Apparent death)
- Numerous unnamed acolytes (Death)
Other Characters:
- Jack O'Lantern (Mentioned)
- Bushwacker (Carl Burbank) (Mentioned)
- Deadpool (Wade Wilson) (Mentioned)
- Avengers (Mentioned)
- Defenders (Mentioned)
- Champions (Mentioned)
- You (Mentioned)
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (Mentioned)
- God (Yahweh) (Invoked)
- Clarice's unborn child (Mentioned)
- Threnody's child (Behind the scenes)
Races and Species:
- Humans
- Mutants
- Robots
- Living Vampires (Behind the scenes)
Locations:
- Prime Marvel Universe
- Earth
- United States of America
- Louisiana
- New Orleans
- Joe's Motel 7 (First appearance) (Destruction)
- New Orleans
- Hellhouse, Chicago, Illinois (Mentioned)
- Hellhouse, New York (Mentioned)
- Louisiana
- United States of America
- Hell (Invoked)
- Earth
- Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe (Mentioned)
Items:
- Deadpool's Suit and Katanas
- Scorpion Battle Suit
- Darkforce
- Deadpool Trackers (First appearance)
- Spider-Tracers (Mentioned)
Vehicles:
- Taco Mama Food Truck
Synopsis for 1st story
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
• The Assassins Guild has been hunting Deadpool and the people he cares about, but they messed with the wrong Merc!
• IN THIS ISSUE – Deadpool and his pals take the fight to the guild and hit ’em where they live… LITERALLY.
• I mean it! Deadpool and co. ATTACK THE ASSASSINS GUILD HEADQUARTERS… AND NOT EVERYBODY MAKES IT OUT ALIVE!