Avatar

@oarfishing / oarfishing.tumblr.com

it/its, il/le 💉3/07/24
Avatar
Avatar
jovoy

sometimes you guys are extremely strange but i have to forgive you because to me mutualship is like catholic marriage where you have to put up with weird bullshit forever amd you cant get a divorce no matter what

Avatar
Avatar
jv

I can’t believe this is in the English Wikipedia :D

Oh and to be absolutely clear: yeah, every year several people unbirth himselves (always hims) doing this. Summer doesn’t kick off here until you see in the news that the first tourist of the season has splashed his brains off in Palma de Mallorca.

Uh .. what?? Let me check something…

I… What… Well… Oh fuck it, why not, sure.

diving off the balcony headfirst into some wide open puss

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
da-mous

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

Avatar
Avatar
dabwax

This paper covers basic criteria for what it means to be intersex and how common it is, crossover between intersex and trans populations and issues, medical misconceptions about intersex surgeries done on infants, the origins of those surgeries, where we are now with the medical community re: medicalization, statistics on mental health issues faced by intersex people, and some goals of some intersex activists.

Keep in mind this paper was supposed to be an informational report for a composition 101 class and that I had to cut back some of my tone and extra details regarding the nuances of intersex identity and queerness. I did what I could with the time and context I was given.

The content I had to read while doing this paper gave me two weeks of mental breakdowns and I'm still super depressed and my birthday is coming up if anyone wants to show support!

CA $fuzzcheeks | PP @ fuzzcheeks | Ven @ novastarchild

Yeah, just in case anyone hasn't read the paper, this is still true from all the info I can find. Only two hospitals in all of the USA have said they won't do surgeries on intersex infants anymore, and none are required to record data about these surgeries as what they specifically are.

Avatar
reblogged

"male anatomy" female anatomy" penis and vagina aren't dirty words, you know. that's literally just what they're called, people are waaaayyyy over complicating this one here and also leaving out intersex people in one fell swoop. why are grown adults afraid to say the real ass words for these body parts. when you're talking about penises, say penis. when you're talking about vaginas, say vagina. just say what you mean

Avatar
reblogged

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

Avatar

Everything that is essential and mandatory should be free btw

Food? Should be free. Housing? Free. Hygiene products? Free. Electricity? Water? Yeah you're not gonna believe this but

everybody is free to collect my pages, some people though...

Hi can I help you with anything

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

Avatar
Avatar
armorabs

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

image

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.