Buried Treasure

You officially become a Remarkable Person for helping to fund the 8-10 full-length reviews I'm aiming to write every month.


Plus you get the monthly newsletter, occasional extra articles, the monthly newsletter, the A Remarkable Person role for the Buried Treasure Discord, and a considerable lump of my heart.


Aaaaaaaand you get to force me to write a full-length review of any game of your choosing. I promise I will play it for at least two hours, and write at least 500 words, published to Patreon backers.

You officially become an Actual Hero Person, with all the additional kudos that ensures 


Plus you get the monthly newsletter, occasional extra articles, an Actual Hero Person role for the Buried Treasure Discord, and a significant proportion of my heart.  


You also get to force me to review any game of your choosing. You name the game and I promise I will spend at least five hours playing it before writing a 1,000 word review, published to all Patreon backers.


I'll also send you a really very lovely Buried Treasure badge/pin, that will improve your daily life by over 2.8%.  


Aaaaaaand you get the life-changing Buried Treasure mouse mat, on which you can play your discovered games.

You become the Ruler Of Planet Earth, which while a lot of responsibility, comes with perks like owning all the polar bears.


Plus you get the monthly newsletter, occasional extra articles, a Ruler Of The Earth role for the Buried Treasure Discord, and every last piece of my heart.  


You also get to force me to review any game of your choosing. You name the game and I promise I will spend at least five hours playing it before writing a 1,000 word review, published to all Patreon backers.


Aaaaaaand you get the life-changing Buried Treasure mouse mat on which you can play your discovered games while, AND Buried Treasure mug from which you can drink your discovered liquids.


And loads more stuff I will think of to thank you for this ludicrous amount of money, like maybe some or most of my blood.