Humor & Cartoons
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“Me, Lania”: A First Lady’s Memoir
So I gave Donald my number and the next thing I knew I was living in a penthouse at Trump Tower and asking Alan Dershowitz to stop eating on the couch.
By Paul Rudnick
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Capitalism Is Running Out of Flavors
Starburst FaveREDS: Not a flavor—not even a word.
By Teresa Wong
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What a Nervous Flier Hears
Up here in the flight deck, I am assisted by First Officer Bentley, with whom I have irreconcilable workplace tension.
By Matt Porter
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My New Thing
My new thing is doing everything kind of both thanks to and despite myself.
By Riane Konc
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Human Recall Announcement
The Creator confesses that humans have turned out worse than even He anticipated.
By Evan Waite and River Clegg
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Citius, Altius, Fortius
Shouts & Murmurs
Olympic Events I Would Definitely Win (If They Existed)
Cancelling plans, Facebook stalking, and more.
By Jason Adam Katzenstein and Avi Steinberg
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I Like Sports
My favorite thing about sports is that they give me an acceptable way to express my feelings in a patriarchal culture that views expressions of male emotion as weak.
By Ethan Kuperberg
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Olympic Story Lines to Watch
Can the U.S. men’s basketball team win yet another gold medal or will they settle for gold? Can Michael Phelps defeat his goatee once and for all?
By Colin Jost
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Necessary Changes to the Olympics Because of COVID
The relay baton must be sanitized between handoffs, and medals come with complimentary sourdough starter.
By Al Mullen and Dani Alvarez
Comics
Blitt’s Kvetchbook
Sometimes Bobby, Jr., Gets the Bear
Sometimes the bear gets Bobby, Jr.
By Barry Blitt
Culture Desk
Stop Stuffing the Kids Silly
But our parents have made up their minds—the grandchildren must be fed.
By Angie Wang
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Conciliatory Trophies for Millennials
Advanced skin care, free shipping, and more.
By Eugenia Viti
More Humor
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Worried About the Election? Apply for Citizenship Now!
See if you have what it takes to be a proud Sludgelandian.
By Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
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Writing Prompts for New Parents
Write a story about an underground tunnel that leads someplace unexpected while you sit between a radiator and a diaper pail.
By Cora Frazier
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Your iCloud Storage Is Full! Here’s Why
Pictures of your pets, hundreds of voice memos, thousands of accidental screenshots, and other items of questionable value.
By Ginny Hogan and Julia Edelman
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Influencers I’d Actually Want Influencing Me
Jeremy Allen White doing literally anything.
By Irving Ruan and Ellis Rosen
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Answers to “Where Are You From?,” Translated
“The City”: New York City, obviously. “New York City”: I grew up in Seattle and moved to Brooklyn two months ago.
By Tom Ellison
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Bot Therapy
He was a widower who had lost his wife to cancer and his only son in a hideous boating accident. He worked in a bunker in Paris. I took the bait.
By Mary Norris
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My Strict Morning Routine
Before getting up, I like to lie under the covers for thirty minutes meditating, which is really just a fancy word for “falling back asleep.”
By Graeme Carey
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A Quick Refresher on the High-School Math You’ve Forgotten
It’s good to know pi to at least twenty decimal places, in case a math sergeant ever asks you to drop and give them twenty digits of pi.
By Adam Douglas Thompson
Sketchbook
Mort Gerberg: The Person Who Pushes the Pen
A comic précis of the illustrious life of the longtime New Yorker cartoonist.
By Sofia Warren
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Choose Your Own Adventure: Starting a Garden
What with all the flowers, you’ve now got a bee problem. How do you handle this?
By Bryn Durgin