Oh yeah well I got cockblocked by the following (chronologically):
1. the cops. just as i was in her bed and she locked the door and took her shirt off, the cops come and make a mess of things for a couple hours. noise complaint of course. some of the people were underage.
2. the girl's drug dealer, as in the dude she buys medium-to-large size quantities of drugs (weed) from to sell on her own, telling the girl's roommate at the front door that he needs to talk to the girl due to a "family emergency," though the dude's not related to her in any way, other than a drug dealer relationship kind of way, and so he ends up just walking into her room, wanting to talk business at 7:30 in the morning. she apparently owed him a lot of money, and he apparently needed that money. at 7:30 in the morning.
3. her dad, that morning, even though it's her place and her dad almost never goes there, he happened to not only stop by but pop his head in the bedroom door. he apparently won some big contest, won a bunch of crap including a free round of golf at a nearby course, so he decided to swing by.
it was at a party, of course, but, notably, it was the mentioned girl's birthday party. i thought, with all the attention she'd be getting, she would be too hard to go for, but it ended up unfolding pretty well, at least initially. seriously though: the cops, her drug dealer, and her dad? that's bullshit. that shouldn't happen. i don't have the expertise to work around such hangups.
we just ended up getting high all throughout the morning and afternoon, sleeping in her bed, and ordering mexican food, which is cool, but fuck, it feels so wrong to lay in bed with a a beautiful girl for hours, the morning after her birthday, and not really do anything other than lay there.
did i mention that she's really ****ing hot? she's also bisexual and her friend wants me to have a threesome with them. (the catch: her friend is fat)