* Han's Bar *

[wizardFu]

Welcome, pull up chair and have a drink.

Specials on Saki and Goldschlager. But fear not, we've got it all!

Cheers!

 

[Logan02134]

*enters the bar all smooth in typical Ninja fation. Attempts to flip onto a bar stool with the grace of a cat, but overshoots, and lands behind the bar*

Doh!

 

[wizardFu]

Looks like you need another drink my friend. Here ya go!

*passes you a shot of [hl=black]water[/hl]

 

[Logan02134]

It's the great and powerfull wizard of Fu! Much abliged good sir. *wispers* Let's just keep the flipping behind the bar thing between us. It could really hurt my rep.

We Ninja in our early twenties... *rocks a tight Rodney Dangerfield impersonation voice*

"we get no respect".

 

[wizardFu]

Hmm? I didn't see anything...don't know what you are talking about.

 

[Logan02134]

So wiz, what's shaken?

 

[wizardFu]

Well...I'm debating on whether I should go to bed or not. It's 5:13am here. All that Goldschlager as me a bit sleepy...well...that AND the sun is coming up.

 

[Logan02134]

Listen to your bod bro. Hit the sack if your hurting. Stay awake if your feeling niiiice.

It's 6:30 here in Boston. My gf's sleeping, and I'm just chillin. I got to sleep in all day yesterday like a bum, so I'm gtg atm. Missed all of my classes yesterday too.

/cheer

 

[wizardFu]

Hehe, nice. So you've been up all night as well? I spent most of the night running through NG again for the 3rd time, and bouncing between here and IRC. What a way to spend a Friday night. I would probably get out more, except it's usually a bit more fun if you have someone to go out with.

So, I stick with what I've got for now. I think I will crash. I don't want to sleep all day Keep an eye on the bar for me!

 

[Logan02134]

Hehe will do. Have a good rest man.

P.S. Party shmarty, don't even stress it. Plenty of weakends to do it, and plenty of hot pieces of @ss to do it with.

Well, for you single guys anyway. *mumbles* You lucky b@stards".

Peace wiz.

 

[vincent791]

<Approach to the bartender quietly...ask for a drink>

"Who´s that man which is cover with a hood on the dark side of your bar?"

 

[Nirvana.]

:: Enters Han's bar ::

:: Looks around, Notices WizardFu and Logan passed out::

:: Pokes them with Dragon Sword ::

:: Approachs Arcade Machine and plays Ninja Gaiden 3 ::

 

[wizardFu]

* wakes suddenly and looks around, startled*

who....where.....huh

OH hell, it's no good passing out on the job.

*tosses one back*

vincent...the man in the hood...he's one of them Rangers from the North...no one knows his real name...but 'round here, they call him Strider

 

[wizardFu]

Her: "I'm here about your ad for a bartender/waitress, I have a real job, It's just that I could use a little extra money"

Me: "I see, well what are your qualifications?"

Her: "Well, I hunt fiends..."

*looks at her large.....war hammer*

Me: "You're hired!"

 

[vincent791]

Wait my friend! Let me have a drink with this b....(no, no, babe no, maybe she would kill me -literally- ) .... with this beauty before anything.

 

[Nirvana.]

'' You with the big ums! Pass me a drink! ''

 

[ninjamaster1388]

*crashes through doors*
*arent i a sneaky ninja *

 

[Logan02134]

*Yawns, as he pulls himself off of the floor*

Morning wiz, what's doin all. I'll take a little tequilla in my coffee if it's not too much trouble boss.

 

[wizardFu]

*slides Logan a double-shot*

Just in case

Another lazy day for me. Gonna be an early night too...have to work tomorrow

 

[Logan02134]

Ouch. I have sooo... much work to do, and a huge presentation due on wedensday. Having said that, I think it's time to get back to taking a break from taking a break.

 

[Luigi2099]

dude what the hell is wrong with the both of you???
this is more of a chat room convo

but seriously what the fuck???

 

[BlackOrifice]

**SLAM**

*Falls into the door of the bar and onto the floor.*

"SuMbudHY POOR mEh a DRunK!!"

*Crawls over to the bar, climbs on top, and lays down.*

"giMMe a SHoT plEEEEEse!!!"

*passes out, sprawled on the bar*

 

[wizardFu]

*shakes BlackOrifice*

Better wake up, there's a ghost pirahna winking at ya...

 

[Logan02134]

*Sees ghost pirahna though the window and since BlackOrifice is still out like a light, I out to confront the little bugger*

*Opens the door and rounds the corner, and freezes as the pirahna has a large, tooth filled smile, along with 15 of his friends*

Doh! *thinks to himself*

<I don't even have my bible. Maybe I should go into my fake limp. Then again, I'm a very fast runner.>

Ahhh... f*** this.

HELP!!!!!

 

[Nirvana.]

:: Hears logan's screams from outside ::

:: Runs from his arcade machine to aid logan ::

:: Pulls out Dark dragon blade, Slashs all 15 Ghost fish at once, Killing each one ::

:: Picks up logan by his boot straps ::

'' Quit acting like a tough ass, boy! ''

:: Enters bar ::

:: Returns to arcade machine ::

:: mumbles :: '' Little punks.. ''

 

[wizardFu]

*rolls BlackOrifice off the bar and helps Logan up in his spot*

Here ya go, that's it. Relax.

Here's a round on Nirvana

 

[Logan02134]

Woohoo!

Hey Nirvana, he who slays alot, pays alot.

Drinks for everyone!

 

[wizardFu]

And be sure to tip your waitress...she has a very large...weapons!

raWr ... or something ...

 

[Nirvana.]

:: Approachs bar to ask for a drink.. ::

:: Noticies tab of $100 dollars ::

'' What the... I didn't order drinks for everyone.. ''

:: Grabs Dragon blade.. ::

 

[Nirvana.]

:: Is bumped in the face by the waitress's hugmongorus... weapons... ::

 

[legacyAccount]

*Kicks the door to the bar in. Walks in clad with full body armor and Ak-47*

*looks around*

WTF? This isn't Counter-Strike?

 

[nathan6]

*Walks in pushes who ever is on the Ninja Gaiden arcade machine aside and starts playing till finished....then gets a dolly and takes the machine to my house*

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[Day_Walker15]

*Enters bar, gets drink*

Hey, does anyone know why I can't find any vampires? I walked this game twice, and could only find these big red things.

*Slaps Rachel's *ss*
What's shakin', girl?

 

[wizardFu]

*calls 911*

Hello? Yeah, we've got a guy here with a large war hammer stuck up his behiney...can we ge some help over here right away?

 

[fuzzycoon]

FYI Wizard: I just figured out what a WUL is. To wul means to put on your watched users list. If you select someone's profile (linked to their username) you can see all of their watched users. It also shows up on your profile. A watched by count. As far as I know, all this is good for is reassuring yourself that you do indeed have friends. It appears though that this guy is a liar, because neither of us have been wuled. (Wow I feel rejected )

But since you shouldn't have to feel my pain, I, yes I, Fuzzycoon will wul you. Don't that give you goosebumps.

 

[Nirvana.]

:: Slashs Nathan's fingers off ::

'' Lets see you play now.. punk! ''

:: Wonders, how nathan could take it to his house when this is a virtual game with doors on houses that are one with the wall.. ::

 

[fuzzycoon]

*a man walks in carrying a naked woman*

"Someone please help this women, she's badly hurt."

ALL: "I'll help!"

*man thinks good, now no one will suspect me of fidgeting with her lovely parts*

 

[BlackOrifice]

*Wakes up to find himself on the floor behind the bar, looks up, grabs a bottle of tequila, pours some on the floor and starts licking like there's no tomorrow.*

*Passes out*

 

[wizardFu]

Ahhh so that's it...Watched Users List, I see (said the blind man)

Well thanks, fuzzycoon! I too shall WUL you, since we both got gipped :\ AND a WUL for Logan...he's a good guy (you too fuzzycoon, not to exclude you or anything!)

 

[vincent791]

<As Vincent saw all that friendship, tooks his drink and goes to sit with the ranger of the north, the man covered with the hood. then, he said sadly...>

...how´s that? I have been here since they opened Han´s Bar and nobody WUL me...sad.

j/k

 

[Nirvana.]

GET BACK INTO THE ROLE-PLAYING MODE BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS!!

 

[wizardFu]

*looks around, wondering where the NG arcade machine went*

That's just great...

*goes and dollys out Tempest*

 

[legacyAccount]

::finds Arcade machine on stairwell::

:ops in Mario and secretly plays it hoping no one sees...::

 

[spam_22]

*runs in screaming bloody murder*

red....dragon...need.....beer......

*sits down and enjoys beer until dragon bursts through door*

WTF! oh crap...

 

[wizardFu]

*passes the dragon a bottle of Everclear*

Good times!

 

[Nirvana.]

:: Looks at Kombat playing Mario.. ::

'' Boy, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING!?!?! ''

:: Knocks out Kombat ::

'' Who the hell would want to be an Italian plumber? ''

 

[fuzzycoon]

*stumbles in with shotgun*

"Is there a wizard here?"

*everyone points to him*

"I gotta message for you."

*wizard reads*

"Dear Wizard, thanks for wuling me. Yes I like Logan too so I shall also wul him. On my way to another 500."

*wizard looks to man in bewilderment, man speaks*

"Gin and tonic"

 

[wizardFu]

You had me goin there for a second! Heh heh!

*passes fuzzy a gin and tonic*

BTW, we got a new arcade machine...Someone stole the NG machine, so I brought out a classic...Tempest! Good times.

 

[fuzzycoon]

think we got room to put a Galaga?

LOL at this. Not too long ago, I worked as a substitute teacher. In one of the rooms I worked I had an aide, so naturally she handled most of the work. Anyway to the point. So I played the games on the computers. I beat all those kids high scores for Pac-man. Should I feel bad?

 

[wizardFu]

*tosses Tempest back in the closet and drags out Galaga*

MAN, I'm glad you said something! Just so happens I have Galaga right here! My ex and I use to compete hardcore for high score in Galaga lol. Ahh...*sigh*

Hehe, nah, I wouldn't feel bad at all