I promise!!! Read more
I promise!!! Read more
This should be so illegal Read more
I was a field validation test driver for Mercedes-Benz Research and Development for two years, and a pre-production durability test driver for Porsche and Audi for a year and we drove our test cars out there all the time. I’ve also driven personal cars out there, a 2010 Subaru Outback and my 2017 Mini Cooper and… Read more
titillating, isn’t it (I fixed the error lol thanks for making me laugh) Read more
Your mom’s a badass Read more
Y’all have restored my faith in commenters today, thank you :) Read more
Okay I have a sadistic dream of owning a third-gen ForTwo and you’re making me want one even more. I’m 6'8" though, and I hardly fit into the second-gen ForTwo but I still want one lol Read more
Absolutely, dude. I’m Native American and it means a lot to see folks standing up for Indigenous history and flipping the bird to capitalism. Thanks for your kindness and support :) Read more
He did lol Read more
Unfortunately, even we here at Jalopnik are subject to the shackles of capitalism, but we hate all the ads too. Thank you for all for reading in spite of the ads. Read more
I have never driven a Malaise-era float-barge but I would absolutely love to if anyone in the LA-area is willing to lend me your lump of Malaise magnificence. Read more
This is chaos I love it. It is not a goodbye post, I felt compelled to write an ode to driving! Read more
I was a rower for 8 years of my life and coached while competing, so I’ve been around a lot of boats. Your knowledge base is so far beyond my comprehension, so thank you for sharing!
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BRING ITTTTTT Read more
I’m mortified by that mistake
Thank you for shaming me lol Read more
I didn’t want to copy your Barney spec masterpiece! Read more
Nah, that’s our very own Andy! if you can’t laugh at yourself, how are you gonna laugh at anybody else? hahaha Read more
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Read more
MINI GANG Read more
The best part about the Outback Sedan was that it was called a SUS 😹
I walk past one in West Hollywood all the time and I just think “sus” lol Read more