Deadpool & Wolverine

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Deadpool & Wolverine is a black comedy superhero 2024 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2018 film Deadpool 2.

Directed by Shawn Levy. Screenplay by Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Shawn Levy, Zeb Wells, and Ryan Reynolds.

Wade Wilson / Deadpool

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  • Pegging isn't new for me, friendo. But it is for Disney.
  • I smell what you're stepping in, Sensei. Your little Cinematic Universe is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I. Am. Marvel Jesus.
  • My eyes are over here. There you go. Give yourself permission. Surrender to it. Slide into my DMs. That's right. Just lose ourselves in tangled cheeks and bodies. Or ignore each other, work for four or five days, and then we'll come back hungry...
  • Welcome to the MCU. You're joining at a bit of a low point.
  • In my world, you're well-regarded. You were an X-Man. Fuck that, you were the X-Man. The Wolverine.
  • I don't know anything about saving worlds. Why would I even care? Because my entire world is right here in this picture. It's only nine people and I have no idea how to save it alone. I know how to fuck people up for money, but you! YOU — know how to save 'em!
  • Huh! Paul Rudd finally aged.
  • [from the "Can't Unsee It" advert] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm normally all in on the legal and moral opaqueness of subliminal advertising, but not when it messes with my trailer. Got it?

James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine

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  • You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn’t take you. Or the X-Men, and they'll take fuckin' anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life. And that says a lot 'cause I've been alive for more than two hundred fucking years. And I'll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing. You will never save the world. You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! And motherfucker, I wish I could say you'd die alone, but it's one of God's best jokes THAT YOU CAN'T DIE! EXCEPT THAT'S ON ALL OF US!!

Cassandra Nova

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  • Boys are so silly.

Others

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Dialogue

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Blind Al: Wanna do some cocaine?
Wade Wilson: Hey! Cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off-limits.
Blind Al: What about Bolivian Marching Powder?
Wade: They know all the slang terms; they have a list.
Blind Al: Even snowboarding?
Wade: Even disco dust.
Blind Al: White Girl, Interrupted?
Wade: Even Forrest Bump.
Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?
Wade: Yes! But I can't!
Paradox: Mr. Wilson. You appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious.
Wade: I wasn't unconscious.
Deadpool: You know, from behind, you look a little bit like Henry... [The Wolverine variant turns to reveal that he's played by Henry Cavill] Oh my fuck! The Cavillrine. The legends are true. And may I say, sir, on behalf of all humanity, this just feels right! We will treat you so much better than those shitfucks down the street!
Cavillrine: You were just leaving.
Deadpool: No, sir! Not while the fate of my universe is at--
[Cavillrine unsheathes his claws by reloading his fists, then Superman punching him through a wall.]
Logan: Just give me one more drink, and then I'll leave.
Bartender: That's not how it works.
Deadpool: It does now. Leave the bottle.
Logan: I know you, bub?
Deadpool: Nope! But I know you.
Logan: Everybody knows me. I'm the Wolverine.
Deadpool: Yes. You. Are. And I'm gonna need you to come with me, right now.
Logan: Look, lady. I'm not interested.
Deadpool: Really getting into your cups here--
Logan: Why would I go with you?
Deadpool: Because, unfortunately, I need you. And, even more unfortunately, my entire world needs you.
Deadpool: Oh. Whiskey dick of the claws. It's quite common in Wolverines over forty.
Logan: You don't want this.
Deadpool: Unless you wanna take a deep breath through your fuckin' forehead, I suggest you reconsider.
Sabretooth: Ready to die?!
Deadpool: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Time! [to Logan, who has two katanas impaled through his chest and back, and a knife stuck in his shoulder] You look ridiculous! [he begins pulling them all out] People have waited decades for this fight. It's not gonna be easy. Baby knife! You shoot the devil, you take him down. Side control. Then full mount, and ya ground and pound 'til he makes no sound because he's dead--
Wolverine: Shut the fuck up.
Deadpool: Oh, my God...
Logan: You mind putting your mask back on?
Deadpool: Super hard to eat when I'm wearing it.
Logan: It's super hard to eat when you're not.
Deadpool: You wanna talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third act flashback?
Logan: Uh, go fuck yourself.
Deadpool: He was a hero in my world.
Logan: Yeah, well... he ain't shit in mine.
Logan: What, you've got nothing to say, mouth?!
Deadpool: I'm gonna fight you now.
Logan: Oh, are you?
Child: Whoa! That's Wolverine.
Deadpool: You're damn straight it is! Disney brought him back, they're gonna make him do this 'til he's 90!
Logan: Trust me, kid, I'm no hero.
X-23: That suit says different.
Logan: You like it? Scott used to beg me to wear it. So did Jean, Storm, Beast. All of 'em. They wanted me to be part of the team, but I wouldn't. Told 'em they all look fuckin' ridiculous, and ... I couldn't have 'em thinking I wanted to be there. And one day, while I was off on my own, the humans came and went mutant hunting.
X-23: I can guess the rest.
Logan: No, no, let ... Let me say it. I, I need to say it. By the time I stumbled home, shitfaced from the bar, it was too late. They were dead, every ... And this suit's all I've got to remind me of who they were. And what I did.
X-23: We're headed to Cassandra's at sunrise.
Logan: Have fun. Not my fight.
X-23: We won't pull this off without you.
Logan: Whoever you think I am, you got the wrong guy.
X-23: You were always the wrong guy. 'Til you weren't.

Quotes about Deadpool & Wolverine

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  • I was sitting on a beach, not a care in the world, and for some reason, the thought came into my head: What do you want to do? And the first two things had nothing to do with work—then literally, I thought: Deadpool-Wolverine. I want to do that movie. That’s what I want.
  • Initially, we had a very loose idea of how we would bring Wolverine back in ways that don't necessarily interact or interfere with Logan and that legacy. I know Kevin, like Shawn and I and Hugh, were all very concerned about that. We really needed to protect that and still allow us to tell the most full-throated Wolverine story we could ever imagine, which for us was just a huge nerve-wracking privilege.
  • Hugh’s performance gives the movie a gravitas and a raw, soulful quality that is unbelievable, and I can't say much more without spoiling it. It's among the things that differentiate the movie from prior X-Men or Deadpool movies. The duo differentiates it. The fact that Logan is with a comedic engine for the entirety of the movie changes everything.

Cast

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See also

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