Overheard

OH: “H.P. Lovecraft? I thought you said PHP Lovecraft.”

OH: “I just got shat on through the window!”

Ah, the seagulls of Brighton.

OH: “What are these flowers called? Fannywinkles?”

(they were pussywillows)

OH: “I don’t think it’s a can of worms—it’s the Ark of the Covenant.”

OH: “I have to go laser-cut some sponge inserts for my light synths.” —who else but @seb_ly

OH: “Could any more crap pop up on my screen‽ Just let me see Duran Duran!” —@WordRidden choosing her new jam.

OH: “I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”