Simon’s rule

I got a nice email from someone regarding my recent posts about performance on The Session. They said:

I hope this message finds you well. First and foremost, I want to express how impressed I am with the overall performance of https://thesession.org/. It’s a fantastic resource for music enthusiasts like me.

How nice! I responded, thanking them for the kind words.

They sent a follow-up clarification:

Awesome, anyway there was an issue in my message.

The line ‘It’s a fantastic resource for music enthusiasts like me.’ added by chatGPT and I didn’t notice.

I imagine this is what it feels like when you’re on a phone call with someone and towards the end of the call you hear a distinct flushing sound.

I wrote back and told them about Simon’s rule:

I will not publish anything that takes someone else longer to read than it took me to write.

That just feels so rude!

I think that’s a good rule.

Responses

jimray

@adactio I’m trying to figure out why they had chatGPT compose a three line email thanking you for your website? Maybe not a native English speaker or just trying to optimize. What a time to be alive!

# Posted by jimray on Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 at 12:57pm

Scott Jenson

@adactio I read your post about that this morning! Couldn’t agree more. That will certainly not be a problem with my next post

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# Liked by Ondřej Pokorný on Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 at 1:27pm

# Liked by Aegir 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 on Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 at 1:27pm

# Liked by Simon :laravel: on Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 at 4:35pm

# Liked by An Cao on Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 at 1:13am

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