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Freedom: First Resistance Review
12/28/00 |
| Unlike every other goddamn site, we're not going to ruin the
suspense and tell you right from the very first paragraph how we feel about a game. �
Instead, we're going to state a few facts, drop a couple of subtle hints, and then only
tell you whether or not we like the game at the very end.� See if you're clever - and
brave! - enough to guess our opinion... Before we even express it! |
American McGee's Alice Review
12/12/00 |
| An OMM first! In an edgy display of opinion giving, we review Gunman Chronicles, American McGee's
Alice, and a little bit of Giants. We even like one of them. Click on the word
Giants to find out which one. |
No One Lives Forever Review
11/13/00 |
| No One Lives Forever rocks! 'NUFF
SAID!!! |
Rune Review Rebuttal
11/10/00 |
| Election 2000 is almost over, and once again neither candidate appears interested
in protecting my right to bear arms against fetuses.� How long will it be before some
jackbooted unborn lunatic decides to try to tax my tea and, thanks to big government, I'm
left with no legal recourse?� I predict eight months.� Sure scientists will tell
you that there's always the partial birth abortion.� That's a good plan, if I
was a scientist.� Dear Nobel Prize Patrol, I can't even get the Blair Witch
2 demo to install right.� How the hell am I supposed to perform a partial birth
abortion, for chrissake?� I say you eggheads keep yakkin'.� Me and Ms. Colt 44
Hollow Point Ornate Nickel-Plated Derringer prefer the working man's Full Magnum Abortion.
� Adding to all the political uncertainty, Chet has written a scathing rebuttal of my Rune review.� Great.
� Just fucking great. |
Rune Review
11/01/00 |
| After our brief summer/fall hiatus, we're back on track with more of our
patent-application-filling-out-pending long reviews.� First up, Rune.� While
you're probably not surprised that Erik doesn't like it, you might be surprised by the
fact that Erik doesn't like it!� If you're so jaded that you're not
even surprised by bolding, you're just the kind of person we're trying to reach with the Rune review. |
KISS Psycho Circus Review
08/04/00 |
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Codename: Eagle Review
04/08/00 |
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Blaze and Blade Review
03/16/00 |
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Review
02/18/00 |
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Mortyr Review
01/28/00 |
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Tresspasser Review
08/01/98 |
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