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The Rune Review Rebuttal by Chet
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I never
received my promised copy of Rune.� Sophisticated professional gamer Erik got his and
wouldn't share. � He solved it, then decided to start reviewing
it without me.� The result?� He has now blown two reviews.� Just like Rune message board bigwig Mithril says in the above
post, I don't need to play Rune to know that Erik is ignorant.� I've done so little
actual work in my life that my hands are smooth little knobs like fetus hands, so why
should I potentially strain them actually playing the game when I can prove Erik wrong by
simply leveraging the opinions of my many online friends?� I will now do just that by
utilizing all of the unbelievably positive reviews Rune's been getting to expose Erik as a
fraud at everything he does except for being an imbecile.� Erik is wrong, Erik makes
ignorant statements, and I won't even have to go very far out of my way to point out all
of his logical fallacies. � If I was Erik, I wouldn't want to be me right now.�
Note: Quotes from the reviews are in yellow.� You can click on a site's logo to be
transported to the site's review of Rune.
Erik's Rebuttal to the
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Here's a picture I thought you should see of me
and Chet playing Rune.� I'm the one to your right on whom Rune has just acted like a
powerful knock-out drop.� Please note that the camera adds ten pounds - to my
crotch!!!� Also note that Chet is playing Rune with a Dreamcast
controller.� The photo doesn't show it, but the controller isn't hooked up to
anything.� That's how Chet plays every game.� He watches the
attract mode, fiddles with his "eemcas" controller and squeals.� Kinda
makes you wonder if Mortyr's so bad after all.� It is,
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