Hi, my name is Meg Stalter, and I’m going to do a joke today. [CLEARS THROAT] “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “It’s me, your dog. And I’ve jumped over the fence and I ran around to the front of the house because I can’t be alone for two seconds, and I have anxious attachment disorder because you keep taking skin-to-skin contact showers with me because we don’t have a bath. So, I get weird about it, but I need to be with you, and every time you leave me outside or you leave the house, I think that you’re dead.” “OK, come on back in, then.” [GIGGLES]