The Beatles Meets Lord of the Rings

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by Jim Vejvoda

Summary: A lot of people wanted to turn The Lord of the Rings into a feature film before Peter Jackson made his trilogy. Among those interested in bringing Tolkien's fantasy classic to the screen were none other than The Beatles. [link=http://movies.ign.com/articles/113/1133098p1.html]Read Full Article[/link]
 
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so you finally got around to watching the supplemental dvds for LOTR, what is it? 5/6 years after the fact? lemme guess you literally (snail)mailed it in, huh? pathetic reporting. i deserve to work for ign more than this idiot... i had the scoop - though i didn't think it much a scoop since the INFO WAS READILY AVAILABLE ON THE DVDs 6 YEARS AGO! SIX YEARS AGO! what's next? are you gonna tell us to keep an eye out for george lucas' first 3 episodes of star wars?
 
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Plenty of great Beatles songs to use for this, but my personal favorite Beatles song of all time makes for a great LOTR pun as well:

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Precious



While I'm at it, here are some more crappy puns:

With A Little Help From My Ents
Cry Gimli Cry
Rocky Mount Doom (it's "Rocky Raccoon", duh)


And more really crappy ideas that didn't quite work:

Being For The Benefit Of Gandalf The White
Fangornian Wood
Here Comes The One... Ring
Mr. Baggin's Garden ("Octopus's Garden" came close enough)
Wild Uruk-hai ("Wild Honey Pie" actually works, yaay)
When I'm One Hundred Sixty-Four (Aragorn could sing this)
Helm's Deep Skelm's Deep (I tried)
Happiness Is A Warg ____ (run? ton? what rhymes with gun?)
Yellow Whitecity ("Yellow Submarine" gets abused)
Lady Galadriel (syllable fail ruins Madonna, barely)
Back In The L.O.T.R. (I didn't even try on that one)
Birthday (just play it at Bilbo's party)
Why Don't We Do It In The Road To Mordor? (they already used that pun, damn!)
Nazgul (just sing that to the tune of "Hey Jude" or something)
All You Need Is Lembas


Also, "Pelennor Fields Forever" woulda been better.
 
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BARBARIAN_MAN

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A couple more. For you holiday lovers:

Sauron's Eye (Is Here Again)


And for anybody who's a fan of Abbey Road but remembers when they saw Return Of The King in theaters:

Gollum Slumbers/Carry That Ring/The End/The End?/THREE ENDS??/The End (Finally! I Really Had To Piss)
 
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HaloMaggot

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A Beatles movie rendition of The Lord of the Rings? Sorry to sound like a doubter, but that sounds like a really terrible idea.
 
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If I Needed Sauron
All Rings Must Pass
Do You Want to Keep it Secret, Keep is Safe?
Don't Let Me Drown (Sam's Song)
Got to Get You into Mt Doom
Happiness is a Warm Axe
Hey Balrog
I'm Looking Through Your Palantir
I've Just Seen an Eye
Gimli's Silver Hammer
Only A Rohan Song
Sauron Truffle
Sexy Sauron
Shelob Came in Through the Bathroom Window
The Continuing Story of Bungalow Boromir
We Can Warg It Out
You've Got to Hide Your Ring Away

 
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