or bats @blue.jay.linkBetter cover yourself in birds then.
Guys I have to admit something
I lied about everything I wasn't covered in even a single bug lol
I'm sorry I can't stand with you in bugs in the pants solidarity
i understand wanting to create content but lying isn't worth it, OP!Op bugging us with his made up stories / fetishes
I'm ethically bankrupt loli understand wanting to create content but lying isn't worth it, OP!
Burgie brained mod!I'm ethically bankrupt lol
same (I'm ethically bankrupt lol)I'm ethically bankrupt lol
Seriouslyofc no pics
That’s a botch lolHell yeah DDT time
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did he hilariously fall out of his kayak?My dad and I were kayaking on a river some years ago. Dad was cruising close to shore. There was a tree branch overhanging the river and he wanted to go under it. It was a bit lower than he expected and his head brushed into it. Little did he know, but there was a spider nest on that branch with literally thousands of spiders. And he ran right into it.
I don't think he did, but by god was he freaking out.did he hilariously fall out of his kayak?