Stofflin

The Bedside Strangler
Oct 1, 2000
48,590
18,761
A couple weeks ago I was mowing the lawn and got too close to the rose bushes and was immediately convered in beetles. They even got in my pants.
 

Evil__Homer

No Longer a Noob
Jul 23, 2013
7,731
4,554
Thank god for bugs, with out them on our bodies we’d probably be a lot sicker… or dead.
 

BlueSphere

Gamespy forever!
May 13, 2010
73,494
42,945
Minnesota
My dad and I were kayaking on a river some years ago. Dad was cruising close to shore. There was a tree branch overhanging the river and he wanted to go under it. It was a bit lower than he expected and his head brushed into it. Little did he know, but there was a spider nest on that branch with literally thousands of spiders. And he ran right into it.
 

votequimby

Super Star
Jun 14, 2001
82,428
70,936
My dad and I were kayaking on a river some years ago. Dad was cruising close to shore. There was a tree branch overhanging the river and he wanted to go under it. It was a bit lower than he expected and his head brushed into it. Little did he know, but there was a spider nest on that branch with literally thousands of spiders. And he ran right into it.
did he hilariously fall out of his kayak?