Going Postal

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Harper Collins, Sep 27, 2005 - Fiction - 416 pages

Suddenly, condemned arch-swindler Moist von Lipwig found himself with a noose around his neck and dropping through a trapdoor into ... a government job?

By all rights, Moist should be meeting his maker rather than being offered a position as Postmaster by Lord Vetinari, supreme ruler of Ankh-Morpork. Getting the moribund Postal Service up and running again, however, may prove an impossible task, what with literally mountains of decades-old undelivered mail clogging every nook and cranny of the broken-down post office. Worse still, Moist could swear the mail is talking to him. Worst of all, it means taking on the gargantuan, greedy Grand Trunk clacks communication monopoly and its bloodthirsty piratical headman. But if the bold and undoable are what's called for, Moist's the man for the job -- to move the mail, continue breathing, get the girl, and specially deliver that invaluable commodity that every being, human or otherwise, requires: hope.

Contents

Section 1
1
Section 2
3
Section 3
5
Section 4
26
Section 5
52
Section 6
82
Section 7
106
Section 8
144
Section 11
226
Section 12
254
Section 13
282
Section 14
312
Section 15
340
Section 16
371
Section 17
392
Section 18
395

Section 9
172
Section 10
204
Section 19
397

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Popular passages

Page 51 - There are six- collections and deliveries of letters in town daily, (Sundays excepted) ; and there are two despatches from, and three deliveries at, most places in the country, within the limits of this office. , The hours by which letters should be put into the receiving houses in town, for each delivery, are as follow : — . ', • For -Delivery in Town.
Page 180 - We are all a little mad", as opposed to you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps.
Page 169 - The Assyrian came down like a wolf on the fold, His cohorts all gleaming...
Page 87 - A man who believes in the old saying, "see a pin and pick it up, and all day long you'll have good luck," saw a pin in front of the post office one morning.
Page 222 - He stepped outside and looked up and down the street. There was no one there.
Page 24 - Three Laws of Robotics" to ensure that robots would always be under control and safe to use. 1. A robot may not injure a human being or allow a human being to come to harm.
Page 273 - He didn't know why, and he didn't know what he was going to do next, but it was going to \xfun.

About the author (2005)

Sir Terry Pratchett's many honors include the Los Angeles Times Book Prize, a Printz Honor, the Boston Globe-Horn Book Award, Britain's Carnegie Medal, the American Library Association's Margaret A. Edwards Award for lasting contribution to young adult literature, and the World Fantasy Lifetime Achievement Award. His books have sold more than 75 million copies worldwide. Knighted for his "services to literature," Sir Terry lives in England with his wife and many cats.

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