Big JC’s last summer blockbuster
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Film Review: True Lies
![The cover for True Lies’ 4K release. Funny to see Disney selling this along with Aliens and the Abyss as “Film(s) By James Cameron” in 2024 while it’s always “A James Cameron Film” greeting the viewers in the actual flick.](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/original/20/200693/3598133-poster.jpg)
(In Memory of Jon Landu, whose collaboration with James Cameron started after True Lies. Gone too soon at the tender age of 63.)
July, fifteenth, 2024 marks the thirtieth anniversary of True Lies. Some of us here at miHoYo’s country of origin do treasure this one for it was the very first film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger that ever graced the big screens here. As the dog days of summer came earlier than excepted this July, the “Bond spoof” seems like a perfect one to watch in an air-conditioned room.
Both Cameron and Schwarzenegger said that it was the latter who got the chance to remake a French comedy titled La Totale then invited the former to lead this particular wacko party. And it would be fair to say that the tech savvy hipster named James Cameron got a little copped up for this one. During a 2003 audio commentary for Terminator 2, big JC admitted that his brother (Not this brother though, a younger one named David.) pointed out mistakes in that one, noticeably how no grenade launcher can blow up metal door. Well, if you want to get military hardware right, sometimes bow to the military entertainment complex is the only way to go. Who knows, they might give 2 jet fighters in return.
Omega (man led) Sector
Harry (Arnie Schwarzenegger) is an agent working for Omega Sector. Just as he zeroing in on a plot to nuke American cities, he found his wife Helen (Jamie Lee Curtis) seeing some guy (Bill Paxton on his third collaboration with a follow “schmuck under Roger Corman”). As he pulled resource to tracking his wife, Harry soon found that the enemies were closing more dangerously…
Plotwise, True Lies is basically Goldfinger through and through. However, with writer-director James Cameron’s attention to technical details, the definitive Bond flick might as well be Austin Powers next to the 1994 summer blockbuster. Take the opening of “tuxedo under wet suit” for example.
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While Sean Connery as Jame Bond had the whole package under, Schwarzenegger’s Harry only had the shirt and the bow-tie after the diving suit was taken off. Shoulder holster plus Glock, dinner jacket and likely cologne had to be applied later. Gentleman spy always adjust his outfit to perfection, but in Harry’s case, he just got to adjust since he was literally just out of the water.
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This fictional agency sign was designed by Ron Cobb. Seeing Mr. Cobb’s name in True Lies’ end credits is like seeing an old friend after reading behind-the-scene books on Alien and Aliens. The man had also collaborated with Cameron on 1989’s Abyss and was known to bring eligibility to er, science fictional bullshit. Cobb got a dark sense of humor when it comes to design signs such as this. Too bad Ridley Scott and crew did not focus much on those in Alien. At least, Cameron gave us a couple of seconds to laugh at “the last line of defense”. Speak of Omega, here is Omega Man himself.
![Given that Mr. Heston here had been in a couple of sword and scandal epics, not to mention the original Planet of the Apes, he got a pass on this problematic line from yours truly. Hard boss to impress this role is. The line above is reaction to no identification of targets, then when target was identified, he just continued to ask for location.](https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_super/20/200693/3598136-3.jpg)
Charlton Heston as Spencer Trilby was the only character who got namedropped in this one’s opening credits. Mr. Heston was both a bona fide action cinema legend and an Oscar baiting charm for Cameron. You all just got to watch Ben-Hur if just for that chariot race. This old man had already taken part in one of the best high speed chase scenes ever put on film before Schwarzenegger was a teenager.
![The “grabbed the wife just before the car she was in fell off the bridge” money-shot stunt. Disney put this one on both back of the box and face of the blu-ray disc in its 4K release.](https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_super/20/200693/3598137-4.jpg)
Stunts seemed to be what James Cameron mostly think about for True Lies. There is of course the money-shot with just the stunt performers pictured above. It’s not like Ms. Curtis were not in some dangerous just not that dangerous shots herself. They really do not make it like that anymore. Speak of which.
![The submachinegun made into flamethrower. Schwarzenegger crossarm akimbo is also a highlight before this one.](https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_super/20/200693/3598138-5.jpg)
I looked up the possibility on this one with the help from video by an Uploader called Neo Cat on BiliBili. Turns out not only is this very possible but Imperial Japanese Army had a flamethrower with blanks with igniters just so it could throw flame in extreme cold (Guess the crazy buggers had plan to invade Russia during WWII. ). You just got to hand it to the practical effects of yesteryear: if something could be caught on film in-camera, that’s because it happened for real by hook or crook. Why an all-done-in-digital media form like video game thought it can ever “catch up” with film is a ridiculous motion to say the very least.
2 Kings and 1 Queen of comedy
In the newly taped behind-the-scene feature Fear Is Not an Option, Cameron admitted that he was worrying about the comedy part of True Lies. (Though I personally found Harry going close-quarter-combat on fools in the third act very comedic especially with that bit too loud neck snapping sound and just how Looney-toon the whole thing feels.) The only solution was to cast the right actors and let them cook. Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton and Jamie Lee Curtis were the right people and cook they did.
Tom Arnold played Harry’s partner Gib. It’s funny to hear Cameron going “Arnold and Tom Arnold” did this or that. Mr. Arnold did know that he was playing a cop for laughs in True Lies. Take the scene after Harry discovered Helen’s secret for example.
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Yep, that’s your jurisdiction, officer.
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Guess there is “no harm” in bending the rule and enjoy your job.
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Er, I know you are cheering up your work partner and more or less friend up, but damn!
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You just cannot stop acting like you were shoving a hand-cuffed suspect into your car, huh, copper? Mr. Arnold was given leeway and used it well by the look of things. In many, he is the nagging wife more than Helen, mostly because Harry cannot afford ignoring his nagging for the job’s sake…
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Ah, Bill Paxton as Simmon after Harry fantasizing after killing him with just one punch. This bloody scene came just after Simmon comparing Helen’s ass to 10-year-old boy. Guess stealing another man’s wife is one thing, sexualizing the underaged is quite another. Cameron was known to let Paxton cook, the most famous example being the line “Game over, man! Game over!” in Aliens. The layers of used car salesman playing spies then the loser who pissed his pants sure requires a lot out of the actor.
One cannot help but think Paxton might have asked for this himself since during his 2 collaborations with Cameron before, the characters were killed off without much on-screen satisfaction. That punk just got pushed into a fence by the Terminator and he was just gone. Hudson was pulled down by the bunch of Xenomorph but how was he gone? Eaten right there and then or only vaporized after the terraforming machine blown up? Well, how about killed by Schwarzenegger with bare hand yet again even if it’s just in a dream. Paxton might point at his death scene in 1990‘s Navy Seals and want his fellow schmuck under Roger Corman to give him at least that much.
![All hail the queen!](https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_super/20/200693/3598152-11.jpg)
In 1996’s Scream, a lad yelled “When do we see Jamie Lee’s breasts?” during a Halloween watch party. Given the time frame, it’s possible to imagine he had the scene pictured above in mind: the dynamic trio of Jamies Lee Curtis and her pair of titties, and how juicy it would have been with Ms. Curtis that young in John Carpenter’s early thriller. “Begging for buttermilk” indeed, huh, straight gents? Thought it would be fair to say that Helen was being a mom with strange men more in True Lies, even with Simmon. “Dance sexy”? Sure, but that’s it. Come upon me? Oh, fuck off, pig, that’s for the hubby only!
Cameron claimed that he watched A Fish Called Wanda through on tape from three to five in the morning and stock to his gun on casting Ms. Curtis. Wanda in that flick was no mom, but both she and Helen are pretty women who managed to have agency and dignity in comedies even with their tits partially out. I got to admit, the agency shown by the pole dance scene was not felt until I saw it being cut out on the 132 instead of 141 minutes long version available on streaming services in miHoYo’s country of origin now. Strap and lie on bed, yeah, that lady was robbed in more than one way. Not that the cut makes the film seem less sensible, just one less character moment.
Parent called “Liberty”
True Lies and the Avatar flicks have this one thing in common: their titles were lent to video games that didn’t knock anyone’s socks off. But True Lies did have fortune to be out way before polygonal extravaganzas took over for interactive entertainment, so one “masterpiece” did steal from it oh so shamelessly.
Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty sure blew up a lot of ski…I mean knocked off a lot of socks when it came out on PS2 in 2001. I played it for the first time five years later and was not impressed. I was reading a novel that put a non-English speaker's name on a Hugo rocket at the same time to be fair, and it’s not like Hideo Kojima’s name would appear on any trophy for science fiction writing with that copy and paste shit load from Wiki pages approach. So, allow me to talk vision.
![Octcan: Snake, there is an Unknown following you. Snake: What’s its ETA? Octcan: 7 years and 4 months.](https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_super/20/200693/3598153-12.jpg)
The Plant chapter of MGS2 took loads of vision cues from 1996’s the Rock. But for the Raiden seeing a newly cut hole on the underwater fence bit, it must be taken from True Lies’ opening with the cool spy commando actually cutting a hole with a torch. Then there is the boss fight of “Harrier, Chopper and Stinger”. While it’s Harrier vs. Chopper and Stinger in the game, it was Harrier and Chopper vs. Stinger in the movie.
![Sorry about the blur, damned things move too fast.](https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_super/20/200693/3598158-13.jpg)
![An example of real weapon “backfire” played for farce. One poor sod would be blown out of the vehicle and run over while the driver would look like he just run through a fire.](https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_super/20/200693/3598159-14.jpg)
The US Marine Corps were asked to provide those jets for filming and it was real instead just looks real. Guess there is another limitation of gameiness in MGS2: Raiden would have been navel lint way before he could get a shot off. Say what you want about Half-life and Call of Duty series, at least their chases before player getting rocket launchers make more sense and seem more real than what Konami employees envisioned as arena boss fights.
Harry blowing shit up in a Harrier sure takes one back to Aliens or Rambo: First Blood Part 2 where heroes’ final rampages were enhanced by heavier hardware. Personally, I think when the Wachowskis envisioned to add some more Hollywood flavor into the Matrix, True Lies’ final action scene was their reference point with aircraft flying between high-rises. And Joel Sliver would happily give Cameron and crew the finger for he achieved the almost same thrill with much less money.
Feeling both old and young…
As I typed away with this one on a relatively slow day at the office, I could not help but think about my father. The man showed me both True Lies and Kindergarten Cop on VHS when I was a five-year-old still in kindergarten and now I am older than him at that time. Did he think about his five-year-old self at that time? Probably not, his generation at his neck of wood did not have much a childhood to think about, unlike the corner of city my mom grew up in.
It's funny to think that my five-year-old self managed to sit through the R-rated True Lies without a fuzz, while the PG-13 rated Kindergarten Cop seemed bit more scary. In both flicks, the stoic hero played by Schwarzenegger had to tough it out with the mantle and face off some bit comedically deranged villain. But Mr. John Kimble was facing his devil in an invaded school and got shot in the leg while Agent Harry was a bulldozer through some Looney-tune bullshit. Makes one wonder if MPAA employees did, do or will know what’s suitable to show kids, doesn’t it?
Film business back in the mid 1990s felt exciting and sadly it was still more exciting back then than it’s now. Talents both in front of and behind the scene would make up new and more entertaining stuff for the big screen. Nowadays, we only have declining brands. “James Cameron” is just one of those. But the man was getting old, so much so that I personally would not except his closer to eighty ass to pull off another summer blockbuster after his plan for Avatar would be done. The news of Cameron’s producer Landu’s passing breaking out in the middle of writing this sure drive the point home. Well, I better wrap this up before a blog on a comedy gets any lower. Anyway, this film is great fun in term of both action and comedy, but not for the more sensitive lasses, lads and rest out there. 30 years ain’t short, so take what holds up and ignore what doesn’t, would you kindly.
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