My Anti-Apocalypse Army
We all know the end is coming right? May as well have a team lined up to stop it. This is my Dream Team:
We all know the end is coming right? May as well have a team lined up to stop it. This is my Dream Team:
Two is better than one, right Zach?
Recommendation from a Urdnot Wrex
- "Shepard."
Even if he's not the best at killing folks, he's got the best arsenal, and can hand out weapons to people more capable.
He's got a chainsaw on a gun.
If they can start it, they can end it, dammit!
He's covered wars, you know.
Quote from resume: "...Can make Airstrikes, Nukes, Reinforcements, Anya's voice..."
"War, war never changes" HE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON!
He figured out the Vamp fight.
He has one message for the apocalypse: Pray.
Problem solved.
He'll stab you with his bare hands.
Quote from resume: "...Can sustain life after multiple gunshots to head..."
Endured
Civilian: "The world's gonna end!"
Batman: "No it's not."
It's a him.
"If I stop the apocalypse, people will love me. If I don't, people will hate me."
Beat the Favela on Veteran.
Smoking a cigar 50% of the time, still no cancer.
Finish the apocalypse this Fall.
Might kill passengers, but that's cool cuz' Helicopters ain't for punkbitches!
He was just gonna leave the apocalypse, but than it took his skull.
They are Dinosaur people who can operate shotguns.
He'll fire a Giant Bomb at the apocalypse. See what I did there?
She kicked a tank.
The apocalypse can get bent.
He sees you.
Ultimate country.
Possesses an unmatchable power.
It's a well known fact that crowbars are the main weakness of the apocalypse.
Rise and shine, Mr. Apocalypse.
If they can take one apocalypse, they can take another.
Maximum armor.
BUH-RUH-THURHOOOOD!
Hadouken!
Quote from resume: "...Punched two tigers in the face... at the same time."
Read that name all you want, it's never gonna get old.
No one is safe.
Gets you through the rough times.
Sweetness!
He can hold his breath for 10 seconds.
You may be aware of his work.
Enemy to mimes and hobos everywhere.
Enemy to mimes and hobos everywhere.
DonutFever is not implying that smoking is cool. It is, but DonutFever isn't implying that.
Fought both zombies and the Na'vi.
Will play Metal even more bro-powered than the apocalypse.
His power is that of Satan and Jesus combined!
There's an app for that
He didn't ask for this.
They've been there.
Show the apocalypse who's boss.
So much potential.
When you 'splode him, he's gonna 'splode you!
He is Iron Man.
The rest of the team will have to watch How To Train Your Dragon 3D before he joins.
The Mysterious "Young Detective".
Look at his Hoodie/Blazer Combo, and you will see why he's on this list.
BRRAP BRRAP BRRAP!
Comments on the apocalypse: "It's a ho"
To throw, if zombies are involved.
When the fog appears, the Apocalypse will have to face itself.
He's a man of his word.
Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Every team needs a flaming clown who drives an ice cream truck.
Quote from Wiki: "...Vincent Caravella, also known as the "Italian Stallion,..." Done.
She can be a ball.
The other half.
You saw what he did to that giant space buddha.
There's only one way to kill him: beat him at Guitar Hero. But he's really good.
Death from above.
Has not aged since 1962.
His voice matches John Davison's.
He's got shark teeth.
Also has shark teeth.
Boom.
Look at that face.
OBJECTION!
Just kill the apocalypse.
After he's been rebuilt, of course.
He's got a dog.
How could I not?
All Aboard.
Even though they're ruining video games, it's the fastest way.
Fight the end with the end.
Weird kid.
God would damn it.
A Brazilian Robo-Samurai.
Quote from Mikemcn: "dude can build a 63 story fortress out of flowers and gravel in under half an hour."
Ultimate form of travel.
I don't need to justify this. It justifies itself.
THIS INTERFERES WITH PROTOCOL TEN.
Dude. He can reverse death.
He's taking that pole for a stroll.
Que Magnifico!
BIG BR-I MEAN BO!
Crashes into the apocalypse.
He'd funk up the apocalypse with his MAAAAAAAAAD RIDLES!