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145 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2
12.7 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
DazeGxd – emotion engine
Posted July 3. Last edited July 3.
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96 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
5
128.9 hrs on record (128.7 hrs at review time)
I'M A FOOL, I KNOW NOTHING
I TAKE THE ROLE OF A SILLY CLOOOOWN😭😭
Posted June 11.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
11.3 hrs on record
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VOIP
I thought when I got older
I'd marry her I told her
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
9 'til 5's not the best I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him

But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway make the most of him
'Cos she moves on pretty bloody quick
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

And yeah, I've met Jared
(Of course I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know 'cos you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay though

She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
She's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
She's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen

How on Earth can I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway make the most of him
'Cos she moves on pretty bloody quick
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

I think about you everyday
So how on Earth can I be saved?
I think about him a lot as well
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
'Cos you're beauty
And you're grace
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
I want you to notice me
With no restraining order please
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair
Posted May 26.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.3 hrs on record
My keyboard's like my heart
It shines in RGB and
It's full of blood
I don't know what is wrong with me
But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely

I have trouble speaking to women
Unless they're 2D, or high definition
Spend all my time on social media
This is the state that I'm in

My twitter feed's like my brain
Cos I have it on dark mode
Memories everything she says
So I can use it to guess her passcode

She's beauty, she's grace
She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face
To try and get more sponsors
To try and get more sponsors

But why don't you care?
I have spent the past ten years of my life
Making you prepared
You're political enough but not contrary
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
Give me a reason not to be on my knees
The internet has ruined me

I know I must sound insane
But that's part of the package
If she can't handle me at my worst
She don't deserve my mental baggage

I know you want 6'4"
But one foot more
And I'd almost be tall enough
To reach the high shelf
Be your incel
I think I might be a threat to myself

But why does she run?
When I'm monthly giving her 50% of my income
It feels like my ideas of affection
Are based around artificial perfection
I just want to appease
The internet has ruined me

WE USED TO SLEEP ON CALL TOGETHER
WE USED TO SLEEP ON CALL TOGETHER
WE USED TO SLEEP ON CALL TOGETHER
WE USED TO SLEEP ON CALL TOGETHER
WE USED TO SLEEP ON CALL TOGETHER
WE USED TO SLEEP ON CALL TOGETHER
WE USED TO SLEEP ON CALL TOGETHER
WE USED TO SLEEP-
Posted May 26.
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196 people found this review helpful
70 people found this review funny
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3.4 hrs on record
GAMBLECORE!!!!!💵💵💵
BIG WIN!!!!!!!!💸💸💸
GAZILLION DOLLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤑🤑🤑
Posted May 23. Last edited May 23.
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10 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record
"You are going to hell in real life."
Posted May 14.
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18 people found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
no naked cat men
Posted December 30, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Well, it's 2:45 pm
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
Can of Red Bull by the bed
Vape is charged and Snapchat’s read
What's popping?
What's popping?

She’s beauty, she's grace
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
Just a single message more
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord

I wanna be the guy
That you fall asleep on call with
I'll make you forget
Every guy that came before me
'Cause I like you
And you like my attention
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's consummate our internet connection

I'm in love with an
I’m in love with an
I’m in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I’m in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl

Mum took away my PS4
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
I'm not aggressive
I just ooze masculine passion
And did you know I've also got depression?
Self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
I thought you could be the one to fix me

I wanna be the girl
That you fall asleep on call with
Meanwhile, I’ll
Find other people to talk with
'Cause you like me
And I think you're a maniac
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's completely block all contact

I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl

Mum took away my PS4 (I'm in love with an, I'm in love with an)
I've said it so many times before (I'm in love with an, with an e-girl)
How can I live on if I keep on collecting (I'm in love with an, I'm in love with an)
(I'm in love with an, with an e-girl)
These every little slights and insurrections (I'm in love with an, I'm in love with an)
Constant pain in every dimension (I'm in love with an, with an e-girl)
My body weeps (I'm in love with an, I'm in love with an)
Disbelief heads suspension (I'm in love with an, with an e-girl)

I wanna be the guy
That you find stalking your affections
Your social media scoured
You seek police intervention
'Cause I base my
Ideals on obsessive media
Maybe if I act like them
You'll respond to my DMs
Posted December 9, 2023.
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