The Daily Show

"Oh, I just remembered! I have to buy tampons."

"You can clearly tell that a man built this tech."

"It's your classic boy-who-cried-Wolf Blitzer."

"Damn, this court is roasting Donald Trump!"

The 'Daily Show' host took a moment to address the region directly.

"What the **** are we doing here?"

Who is the real star of the show? Is it the actual star?

"There's a false premise at the heart of this entire controversy."

"A website whose business model is 'What if Twitter was just Nazis?'"

"AI is going to be ready to take over by Thursday."

"It was all part of a very sophisticated real estate practice known as lying."

For his third 'Daily Show' back, Stewart turned his attention to the ongoing war.

"I don't know if I can believe all of that at once!"

"A mixture of what appears to be shame, arousal, and I'm gonna say irregularity."

A 20-minute teardown.

He just did exactly what he said he wouldn't do.

"The Supreme Court doesn’t get the last word, we do."

"I got bad news. Because if you're on TikTok, you've got to drop out of college."

"Isn't this a little bit childish, Matt?"

"We're peeling vegetables? That’s your big argument?"

Burton also reveals the one book he started but never finished reading.

These are the personalities spreading falsehood across the country.

"It's been another week of Black people being harassed or killed by the police."

"The Daily Show" dropped this special on YouTube, gathering together past clips and assembling them into a rough chronological history of racism in America.

"Miss me with that bull****."