Melania Trump

Spooky.

Watch Melania walk through a forest of blood red trees. Fun!

"Not only is Donald firing people, Melania's getting in on the action."

No, but really, where is the first lady?

He did get her a card?

She'll be sharing the Hall of Leaders space with Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr.

Will the cringing never cease?

Do you need some ice for that burn, Donald?

Hannity for his part says he plans to continue the feud and omg this is never going to end.

Oh thank god.

She's wants to make the internet a safer place.

Well, that was awkward.

Jackie Onassis, Martha Washington, and Michelle Obama were also there to help.

"What do I do with this box?"

Applause from some, grimaces from others.

In an interview with the New York Times, Streep said she wants to hear from the first lady and first daughter on sexual abuse by men in power.

It'll be a Christmas miracle!

They got the date and a quote wrong.

We're living in dark times, folks.

A teenager in South Korea was way more excited to see a pop-star than FLOTUS

And how the Trump's redecorating budget stacks up to past administrations.

Gumshoes, let's speculate.

The First Lady has feelings too, and this is how she sorts through them.

Melania isn't happy...

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