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by me, your friend, Keenan
Uh oh! I think I really like the Sonos Ace headphones July 15, 2024
An alarmingly concise and very hinged summary of what it was like to build this site from scratch July 3, 2024
Felt cute, might delete later June 27, 2024
I really like everyone on my blogroll, but I'm sorry to say that it must die June 6, 2024
Zach Gage thinks he can bribe me into talking about Pile-Up Poker, the new game on Puzzmo June 4, 2024
A very masturbatory WeblogPoMo2024 retrospective, starring me, Keenan June 3, 2024
I was young and stupid and the only thing that's changed is now I'm older (or: "Transistor Radio") May 14, 2024
He sees (or: “Bishuf”) May 13, 2024
(Alive) (or: “Untitled #1”) May 12, 2024
Don’t blow out your own candle (or: “Us”) May 11, 2024
Everything and nothing (or: “Soon We’ll Be Found”) May 10, 2024
The spectre in the rearview (or: “Fast Car”) May 9, 2024
Fellas, is it gay to like pop music? (or: “Toxic”) May 8, 2024
Aspirational Vinyl (or: “Why We Cry at Movies”) May 7, 2024
Michelle Branch and Call of Duty, name a more iconic duo (or: “Everywhere”) May 6, 2024
I wouldn't call myself a Furry, but I've learned a lot from the community (or: “Fell Off the Face of the Earth”) May 5, 2024
I don't need to know what my favorite songs are about to love them—but sometimes it helps (or: “The Commander Thinks Aloud”) May 4, 2024
There is nothing about you I won’t love! (or: “Girl!”) May 3, 2024
Nostalgia for people who don't want to be trapped in the past (or: “Float On”) May 2, 2024
An unrelenting sense of longing (or: “Maps”) May 1, 2024
Dare I commit to trying to post once a day for an entire month when we all know that my tolerance for obligation is basically nonexistent? April 29, 2024
The Meat Grinder April 9, 2024
Not to sound like a total hipster, but I definitely had a $1/month membership for awhile now March 14, 2024
In just the first two months, 2024 has bestowed upon me three games with which I am absolutely smitten March 1, 2024
RSS readers make me want to jump into a vat of acid! February 2, 2024
Please please please please please please share your big dumb beautiful self with the world January 11, 2024
I’m turning off my website analytics because I’m very brave and I promise I truly do not care about the numbers January 9, 2024
I made an audio blog so you can read in your car without driving into a ditch January 5, 2024
I learned to love cooking, and all I had to do was destroy my entire life December 22, 2023
Happy Monday! Enjoy this dumpamine from the past week December 11, 2023
Here are a bunch of games I played this year to distract me from the fact that one day the Sun will swallow our planet whole December 1, 2023
An inordinate amount of our attention is afforded to absurdly rich children November 22, 2023
This is not a sub-post about Harrison; I just want to defend Signs, M. Night Shyamalan’s best film November 17, 2023
Hot take: It’s okay if we don’t consume all of the world’s information before we die November 15, 2023
You Should Be Excited for Puzzmo, a Cute as Fuck Daily Puzzle Smorgasbord from Zach Gage November 8, 2023
These are the default apps I use as a former tech nerd and current fucking loser November 7, 2023
Mountain Dew VooDEW 2023 Zero Sugar: The Dewfinitive Review October 5, 2023
I do not enjoy the saxophone, but it is not impossible to surprise me July 26, 2023
I want whatever drugs Robb Knight is having (except I think the drug is sleep deprivation) June 23, 2023
Oh my god everything is so fucking stupid now June 23, 2023
I don’t want a folding phone, but I don’t not want a folding phone June 22, 2023
A website run by morons who are very dumb and also stupid June 20, 2023
They and Me July 14, 2021
Hey, so, I think I fucking hate the internet June 4, 2021
Ethan Hawke is my life coach April 5, 2021
What is Happening January 3, 2017
Never Change November 3, 2015