LOW The crowds are so reminiscent of Xbox 360 graphics, I expected a red ring of death.
WTF John McEnroe sounds like he recorded after visiting a dispensary.
LOW The crowds are so reminiscent of Xbox 360 graphics, I expected a red ring of death.
WTF John McEnroe sounds like he recorded after visiting a dispensary.
Know When To Fold ‘Em HIGH The ending of the second act. LOW The final boss. WTF Getting decimated by a Roomba was not on my 2024 bingo card. The puzzle-platformer genre is a crowded one. Long the haven of indie developers and home to many luminaries, it takes a […]
HIGH Dismembering foes like a sword-swinging badass.
LOW Every single time Abraxas opens his mouth.
WTF No brightness slider in a modern triple-A game? Are you kidding?
HIGH The platforming and style.
LOW The combat, especially the combat-focused bosses.
WTF The “everyone you know is dead” joke.
Bubblegum Cyberpunk HIGH The cyberpunk aesthetics are on point. LOW The combat is underwhelming throughout. WTF Later weapon unlock challenges can be excruciatingly laborious. Oh no! There’s a great big floating space station known as the Arc, and it’s been taken over by a malfeasant AI virus which wasted no […]
HIGH Spotting the ‘falling’ screen from The Adventure of Link.
LOW Literally every boss.
WTF They decided to put the Smurfs game in this?
HIGH Looks gorgeous, but at the cost of 60fps on console.
LOW A torturously unexciting puzzle gauntlet midway through the campaign.
WTF Key story beats presented like the holographic recordings from Tacoma.
HIGH A unique mechanic for a roguelike.
LOW Very low replay value.
WTF How do I kick a bomb without it blowing up?
HIGH The intuitive control scheme and well-acted voiceovers.
LOW Everything else.
WTF The “mouse pointer” can exit the Switch screen’s boundary…
HIGH So many ideas!
LOW Too many ideas!
WTF Mapping parry and dodge to the same input is either genius or madness.
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