HIGH The platforming and style.
LOW The combat, especially the combat-focused bosses.
WTF The “everyone you know is dead” joke.
HIGH Fast action. Clever hidden items. Lots of interactivity.
LOW Backtracking. Damage sponge enemies. Crashes and bugs.
WTF Why are the Bowling Bombs so addicting?
HIGH A fresh, yet nostalgic approach to the survival genre.
LOW When making soup is an unlockable skill, we’ve gone too far.
WTF I didn’t think a toilet minigame would be such a big selling point.
HIGH It always feels great to play my boy Donnie…
LOW …But bland gameplay and repeated voice lines test that theory.
WTF What’s with these Slendermen-looking dudes?
Waking up in a hospital is never a good sign. Even worse when that hospital is on a space station currently under siege by terrorists. Such is a day in the life of Dawn, a futuristic super-cop and the protagonist of Selaco.
Bubblegum Cyberpunk HIGH The cyberpunk aesthetics are on point. LOW The combat is underwhelming throughout. WTF Later weapon unlock challenges can be excruciatingly laborious. Oh no! There’s a great big floating space station known as the Arc, and it’s been taken over by a malfeasant AI virus which wasted no […]
HIGH Inventive puzzles and charming aesthetics.
LOW Save points too far apart, especially near a certain ghostly creature…
WTF Cats in cages meowing to be set free. Why, Billy Basso? Why?
HIGH Gorgeous artwork. The death mechanic is a nice change of pace.
LOW Performance issues sour the experience.
WTF I wish I could light candles with a sword.
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