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I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

piplup grain entrapment

piplup cares a lot about his work

piplup reports on the company’s finances. layoffs are inevitable.

piplup takes a sick day

piplup considers some jorts

piplup forgives his father.

piplup goes grocery shopping

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

“I’m not telling you to make the world better I’m just telling you to live in it. Not just to endure it, not just to suffer it, not just to pass through it, but to live in it. To look at it. To take chances. To make your own work and take pride in it."

Joan Didion

a tiny old woman came into the deli and ordered a “wonderful turkey sandwich” and when asked what she wanted on the sandwich other than turkey she said “all of your most wonderful toppings”

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously

It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.

this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera

‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’

I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy 

SCHiM is a stylish puzzle platforming adventure where you traverse the world by jumping from shadow to shadow!

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ClayTown Horror is a freaky claymation styled horror Game where you discover the dark secrets of a child’s cardboard dollhouse!

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Courage: The Videogame - discover the glitchy secrets of this cancelled Courage the Cowardly Dog PS1 game that was found on an old hard drive bought in a yard sale!

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MEMORY LEAK is an Inventive little glitchy puzzle platformer set within a buggy start screen menu.

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Towards The Pantheon IS OUT! Grab your copy now from Steam or Itch.io!

Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/709510/Towards_The_Pantheon/ Itch.io: https://connorort.itch.io/towardsthepantheonRelease Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGKRk3nhv_I

A whole bunch of refactoring occurred this week to make sure the existing (and future) enemies share the same common code where it’s necessary.

One part of that was to make sure that enemies that are overlapped with one another will both get launched (if possible) when hit with a charged attack, or when they would get launched in the near-death-state. This has the side-effect of enabling chain reactions on big enemy group masses, like seen in the video above. However, the base game probably won’t have more than 2-3 enemies overlapped at most at any given time (and that’s only if they happen to position themselves like that, either through player action or otherwise), so these big chains are more like stupid fun you could have when playing around with the level editor.